posts tagged "fab moretti"

wearingwhiteshoes:

albert why are you so adorable go away
NME Reader: What’s you favourite dinosaur? My personal favourite is the triceratops.
Fab: I like the stegosaurus because he was a vegetable-eating motherfucker but he was still a badass. And he had that fucking tail that had the spikes and he had those fucking things that went up and down his back and he was great.
Julian: I don’t really have a favourite dinosaur
Nick: I like the pterodactyl just because it starts with a ‘p’
Nikolai: I haven’t given this any thought before today and I don’t think I’m going to start now
Fab: Herbivore! That’s the word, not vegetable eating motherfucker.
Albert: I like the brontosaurus because he’s got that long neck and he sits there and munches in the tree.
Fab: And he was the biggest dinosaur.
Albert: He was huge, like the elephant or something. He was always, like, ‘ Hey what’s up? I’m just hanging out’
Fab: He (pointing at Nick) likes the pterodactyl because it starts with a ‘p’
Albert: Its starts with a ‘p’? Get the fuck out of here.
Nick: Its true. ‘Pt’, the first two letters of pterodactyl.
Albert: Shit, that’s a good reason to like it
Fab: In that case, I like psychiatrists, because they start with a ‘p’ too.